Perl indistinguishable from rubbish

Poor Perl. You really do look like line noise sometimes.

This pilot fish is working his first job as a web developer -- and it's also the first time he isn't in an office full of fellow techies.

"I was teaching myself Perl, and needed to print out some code," says fish. "I printed it, and when I went to the printer, the output tray was empty. . . .